It’s the freakiest show.
It’s official. There is life on Mars. This inconclusive visual evidence absolutely proves it beyond a shadow of a doubt //
There’s a lot of wild theories out there. Some say it’s Sasquatch (a.k.a. Big Foot), some say it’s the virgin (cough) Mary, but I think it’s obvious what it is: Elvis came back from the dead as a reverse vampire and has allied with the saucer people to destroy the meal of dinner from a secret base on an uninhabitable planet.
Update // It’s a rock.